"All beautiful things are beautiful by the Beautiful."
Plato,
Phaedo 100de

"The tongue of the elephant is exceedingly small and situated far back in the mouth, so that it is difficult to get a sight of it."
Aristotle, The History of Animals, Book II, Part 6

 

"I can see that there are cookies in the jar, but I cannot see that there is an external world."
Fred Dretske, Contemporary Debates in Epistemology, 20
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"Chairs do not exist"
Peter van Inwagen

"Not only do chairs exist, but there exists the following object: the object composed of all the ears in the world."
Ted Sider

"Peter van Inwagen and Ted Sider don't disagree"
Eli Hirsch

"It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong."
Saul Kripke

Trent's Official Philosophy Page